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"Hot or Not" Part 9

I’m sure people who subscribed for anything other than this meme from me are leaving in droves.

Anonymous said: The Unicorn / Lady Amalthia (they’re the same main character, so take your pick: human or magical beast)

Not My Type (Unicorn) | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous (Amalthia) | LORD HAVE MERCY

Why can’t I judge both?… and why isn’t there a Mexican parade happening behind my back?

Anonymous said: Sharon Marsh

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Sorry, but I still don’t understand how for someone South Park’s art style can be the “lewd” kind of visually appealing… and after saying that, I understand the animu fan art of the show a little bit more now.

Anonymous said: Dr. Liz Wilson

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

From Arbuckle Thanksgiving? Of course I remember that!

Anonymous said: Birdo

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

However, I will say that nozzle’s a perfectly good blow-hole that’s being wasted on that dinosaur design… *gets smacked in the dick*

Anonymous said: Lady Gina &/or Fio (both from Porco Rosso)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty (Fio) | Gorgeous (Gina) | LORD HAVE MERCY 

Even though I ranked Gina higher, artist characters in Ghibli movies speak to me in so many ways… now that I said that I should watch Whisper of the Heart again.

Anonymous said: Any Disney Princess that hasn’t been mentioned by name yet.

Not My Type | Alright | Cute (Snow White)Adorable (Merida) | Pretty (Cinderella, Aurora, Pocahontas) | Gorgeous (Belle) | LORD HAVE MERCY (Mulan, Tiana)

You know Mulan’s not a princess though Disney promotes her as one, right?

Anonymous said: Holli Would

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Holli’s fine, the movie’s a complete jumbled piece of shit. A very unfortunate train wreck with a waste of great production design!

Play “Hot or Not” here.

Just a bit of a YouTube story I’d like to share. There was a video on there, but it’s gone now. In 2010, a little kid who got access to his parents computer and YouTube was making dumb remarks about real events he didn’t understand like Hurricane Katrina.

A group of YouTube commentators, including steventhemaster I think, who believed they were better than anyone at that moment decided to Skype call the kid, tell him he’s doing a bad thing, and ask him to stop his YouTube activity. However because the kid didn’t get what they were talking about and laughing it off, the call ended up with them bullying the kid off YouTube.

And that, kids, is what happens when you think your commentaries make you feel so high, mighty, and important that you have the power to nag a kid to get out of the internet.

"Hot or Not" Part 8

thebigdeepcheatsy said: Opal vs Sugilite (Steven Universe)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous (Opal) | LORD HAVE MERCY (The Sugilite)

There’s something funny actually I found in a loose size chart I made while I was sketching up a Steven Universe / Adventure Time fan art I never fleshed out. Canyon from Adventure Time is actually bigger than Opal, and with The Sugilite, she’s now in between sizes of the two fusions.

Also, The Sugilite episode’s airing officially on Thursday in America but it’s been out for a month already online, even before Comic Con.

tvbishayley said: Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

My utter lack of problems with peanut butter or peanuts could be a red flag for cases like Sam… or not, cause Flint got some.

tvbishayley said: Linda (Rio)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Linda’s a cute pa-toot, too bad she’s completely underwritten in these movies.

tvbishayley said: Lucy Wilde (Despicable Me 2)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Weirdos on DA seem to like “redheads + cone-noses” but interestingly there’s not as much attention to Lucy as I expected. Even if she’s in a near-billion dollar movie.

Anonymous said: Goldilocks (from the Merrie Melodies cartoon: Goldilocks and the Jivin’ Bears)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Googled this one. It’s one of the Censored Eleven I’ve never watched yet.

Anonymous said: Slappy the squirrel

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Slappy’s my favorite part of Animaniacs, but “hot or not” appeal? No wonder you like that Bonkers show.

Anonymous said: Emily the Corpse Bride

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

The most we’ve seen of Emily, before she was killed, is in silhouette form from what I remember. Otherwise, necrophilia away! You know obsessed Tim Burton fans would want to do the humptys with her. Unexpected I guess, the post-Nightmare Tim Burton stop motion rigs are almost as dead anyway.

Anonymous said: Eleanor the fairy from Wizards

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

From Ralph Bakshi’s “80’s PG childrens movie” made several years ahead.

Anonymous said: The Spring goddess from Fantasia 2000

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Paul and Gaetan Brizzi are artists who should be getting more animation work than they are getting now. However they do have a segment in Salma Hayek’s The Prophet that’s coming out soon.

Anonymous said: Mikuru Asahina

Not My Type | Alright | Cute (Present) | Adorable | Pretty (Future) | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I’m sorta familiar with Haruhi Suzumiya because I’ve seen the 3-hour theatrical movie. Don’t ask me if I followed or understood the last act, because I really didn’t in that complete mess.

Play “Hot or Not” here.

"Hot or Not" Part 7

This Sunday’s blurb is shorter than the others because of the lack of submissions in the day. Anon suggested Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sorry, but this meme is supposed to be around animated characters.

Anonymous said: Sody Pop

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I’m curious about how John K’s almost collaboration with Disney would have turned out now after hearing about it. Especially with him having gone visually bonkers when flying solo.

Anonymous said: Winnie Woodpecker

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Ah, more drag acts the higher-ups treat as “female characters”.

Anonymous said: Hatta Mari (Plane Daffy)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Nothing much much to discuss about these voluptuous birds (Holy shit, I’m saying “VOLUPTUOUS BIRDS” in a straight sentence), except to censor your fellow pet birds from them.

thebigdeepcheatsy said: Irma from TMNT?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable (Original, Nick Series) |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

There was sort of an Irma stand-in in the new movie that came out. Except she was a blonde roommate twit who wanted to go home when April began looking into the Turtles.

tvbishayley said: Wendy (Gravity Falls)?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

"I’m, like, super flattered but I’m too young for you. You know that right?"

tvbishayley said: Hayley (American Dad)?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

With each progressive Seth MacFarlane-produced series the character designs get better even if it is mostly still in that familiar Family Man style. Creative content varies.

Play “Hot or Not” here (going on until Friday afternoon).

"Hot or Not" Part 6

And now a conservative message from the Christian-raised content supervisor of Tumblr who has taken notice in this Tumbles meme…

Anonymous said: Honey from Mr. Bug goes to Town

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

My upload of Mr. Bug, from 2009 I think, was recently taken down by a film studio in Germany, who don’t even own the scattered and confusing rights to the film to begin with.

Anonymous said: The Blue Fairy

Not My Type | Alright (Filmation) | Cute | Adorable | Pretty (Disney, In Outer Space) | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Yes “Pinocchio in Outer Space” is a real movie. Google Image it and you’ll find your fairy too.

Anonymous said: Princess Nausicaa

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Several the Ghibli/Miyazaki girls fall onto “pretty”, with only a few that stand-out to me. 

Anonymous said: Sally Brown

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

This anonymous guy is shitting me, is he?

Anonymous said: Dory

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Yeah I’m sure he’s just shitting me. Others get warlords and fighters. Fish and children are what I get everybody.

Anonymous said: Master Tigress

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I thought it was great when the Furious Five got some added screen-time in Panda 2. Who knows if they’re going to get further built upon in Panda 3. Though I question the casting of Lucy Liu and Jackie Chan when their characters are the least featured of them. Oh yeah, I was supposed to be talking about Tigress.

Anonymous said: Vanellope

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Cartoon Brew a recent article about Black Cauldron call it the most “un-Disney-like” Disney film ever. After David Spade as a llama, aliens in Hawaii, and “the unoffical Candyland movie”, that’s up for debate.

derpadederp1999 said: Well, since I watched my ol’ fashioned Teletoon recording of Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost the other day, thoughts on them Hex Girls?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Wait. Did you watch an old, unearthed VHS you taped from 2002-ish or did Teletoon rerun Scooby Doo and The Witch’s Ghost this week and you actually took time to watch it?

maxtaroisheretoo said: Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

The first ten minutes of Tarzan are amazing and then after Baby Tarzan joins the gorillas it’s just good. It could have been stronger, but the movie as a whole is a splendidly-done work of animation.

Anonymous said: Mavis from Hotel Transylvania

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable |Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I’m kind of excited to see where Sony is going with Cartoon Network alums taking over their film slate. It’s more so living just a bus trip away from where they’re being worked on.

Play “Hot or Not” here.

Dooky Movie: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

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I thought about sneaking in Pizza Hut for cash-in irony, but forgot about it until after watching it. Oopsie doops.

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Just quietly posting this on here. Don’t think I added it to any ZIPs when I re-uploaded almost everything on DA.

This was when another size-guy, Eric Thorsen, for a long time couldn’t let go of a grudge he had towards me after I made joke art of his characters. Today, I’m let that all quiet down and Eric I guess did for a while. On other accounts though he would reference me as a bad thing when trying to compare something. He did a Spongebob best and worst meme and he compared Spongebob being creepy in an episode to me with little added context to why I am.

"Hot or Not" Part 5

HOT OR NOT - PART 5: “LIVE ORGAN TRANSPLANTS”

Anonymous said: Princess Jasmine

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Yeah you’re nice looking but bitch you’re loud for royalty! Do instead of complain, kids.

Anonymous said: Tifa Lockheart

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Thank you, Game Trailers, for helping me catch up to speed on whatever the hell these Final Fantasy things are. That and watching Advent Children helped.

Anonymous said: Meg &/or Lois Griffin

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

HEY LOIS, DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME I SUBMITTED THE “HOT MOM” AND “PUNCHING BAG” TO A HOT OR NOT LIST? Also, is Chris even a character anymore instead of being just there?

Anonymous said: The scorpion wife from Pink Floyd’s The Wall

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

My friends get kinda sane submissions most of the time, I get the WEIRD bottom of the barrel ones. A scorpion with a vagina for lips is one of them.

Anonymous said: Faye Valentine

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Cowboy Bebop is one of those thousands of things I need to get around to doing. Also scale the walls of Ground Zero, piss off the leader of the KKK, and eventually getting my taste buds open to trying new things.

Anonymous said: Sunshine Goodness

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

You’re okay from conception, but goddamn why do you never keep your eyes shut? You’re gonna burn your eyes away from keeping them open for too long!

Anonymous said: Mrs. Jumbo

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I touched upon it when another anonymous submitted Nala, but design wise characters like her are basically just talking animals. Not much fap material to go around unless you’re a freako.

Anonymous said: Rouge the Bat (NOW WE’RE TALKIN’!)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Uh wrong, Guptill said that when talking about Future Julie-Su’s ponytail. Guptill did however say that he would be flabergasted if anyone dared to not rank Rouge as the hottest Sonic character. I dared and I’m fine with my dare.

Anonymous said: Petunia Pig

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I keep forgetting Porky even has a Minnie Mouse equivalent. I guess Petunia would have gotten an characteristic update in that Sitcom Tunes show, like Lola, if they had produced episodes featuring her. Otherwise, eh.

Anonymous said: Page Miss Glory

Not My Type (Reality) | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty (In Ebner’s Dream) | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

A pre-Daffy Avery girl. But if you’ve seen the cartoon… yeah, Anon. Have fun getting drunk one night with Miss Glory, being viewed upon by you as a pretty dame in your drunken haze, then discovering over the hangover the next day you’ve been diddling a 5-year old all along.

Play “Hot or Not” here.

Also to Anonymous, I did Crystal from Ferngully already in the last Hot or Not. Unless you’re reffering to Chrysta the Crystal Meth Fairy, I haven’t tried meth so I don’t really know her as much as Hazey the Purple Dragon.

"Hot or Not" Part 4

A day after I “Hot or Not” Betty Boop, plans are announced to attempt to make a new movie with her thru Animal Logic…

Anonymous said: Barbara (Rayman Legends)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I like playing as the little Scottish(?) barbarian in Legends. The Ubisoft cinematic team also did good work translating her design, as well as the other designs from Legends, into CG for that trailer.

Anonymous said: Goldie from Rock a Doodle

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Ellen Greene’s fun voice-work is the reason how Goldie managed to score “Cute” and not just “Alright”.

thebigdeepcheatsy said: Hold the phone, you like Amethyst?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Who DOSEN’T love Amethyst, Cheatsy? A lot of fans of the show, including me, identify with her the most. The procrastinating smart ass with the heart of gemstone. I was gonna type in “gold”, but then I remembered they have gems anyway.

thebigdeepcheatsy said: Here we go again! Vivian Garcia-Shapiro, Ms. Keane, Lumpy Space Princess, Twinrova (Fused form), Stylish Woman (From Legend of Zelda), Squigly (Skullgirls)?

Not My Type | Alright (Stylish Woman, Squigly)Cute (LSP) | Adorable (Ms. Keane)Pretty (Vivian, Twinrova) | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Jesus, that’s a lot of names. Another advisory for the kids, spread out your submissions instead of lugging them onto one.

tvbishayley said: Samus (Metroid)?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous |LORD HAVE MERCY

In the Regretroid animatic, I did sort of a cartoon version of her in the end of Prime with a bit of her recent helmet-less design traits. I did all that instead of just going for the easy Zero Suit appeal. I dig Samus, even if she isn’t in the Zero Suit Mode. Just don’t let Sakimoto get total control in creating the next game she’s in. Or there’s new monologues about restraints and mothers, plus bottle ships.

tvbishayley said: Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous |LORD HAVE MERCY

You talking Croft Classic, TVB? Yeah I approve. New Croft is an all right update too. I like where they’re going with her new adventures after seeing the trailer for Rise.

tvbishayley said: The 242 girls from (Vangelis Christou’s demo reel)?

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous |LORD HAVE MERCY

Vangelis was my design instructor in the second half of my Digital semester at Cap, if it is of interest. Didn’t know his girls tickled your “really funny bone”.

Anonymous said: I love this Hot or Not game! Here’s a couple more for you: Princess Peach, Mrs. Brisby, EVE, Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle, Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh!, Yzma, Nala, Crysta from Ferngully, Mary Katherine (or, ugh, M.K.), & Principal Gottlieb.

Not My Type (EVENala)Alright (Mrs. Brisby, Gottlieb) | Cute (MK) | Adorable | Pretty (Sophie)Gorgeous (Princess Peach, Sakaki) |LORD HAVE MERCY | DOUCHEBAGGETH THE AGE-CHANGING CONQUEROR READIES FOR LOVE (Yzma)

If I were a calculating bee-bee-boop android that digitally masturbates to circuitry and plans Judgement Day, EVE would rank higher than she does here. In regards to Nala, “just a talking animal”. Some people I know unfortunately get off to that just fine.

Anonymous said: Rapunzel (Tangled)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous |LORD HAVE MERCY

Since 2010 during what I guess was the last stage of a pompous phase I had, I’ve actually grown a little bit more to Tangled since it came out. I still think that it has some flawed storytelling.

Play “Hot or Not” here.

"Hot or Not" Part 3

Anonymous said: Any giantess girl

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY | Variety Stiffy

I should probably ask to be a tad more specific with your posts rather than vague names and descriptions that range more than one character. When you know you’ll rate a bunch of characters in one category well, just say “variety stiffy”.

Anonymous said: I read that Hot or Not thing, & I’ll help you out with something. Did you know that Lady X is the villain from the worst animated movie ever Foodfight!? She’s a femme fatale Nazi lady voiced by Eva Longoria, & she really wants to scrub Dex Dogtective’s bubbles.

Brand X (Foodfight)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Speak of the devil. There were other animated Lady X’s I found, thanks for clarifying which one. I’m rating “pre-espionage" Brand X.

southjerseysam said: Harley Quinn (either Batman the Animated Series or the Batman Arkham games)

Not My Type | Alright (Arkham) | Cute | Adorable | Pretty (Animated)| Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Who doesn’t like a skin-tight domino jumpsuit dipped in mental pudding? The last part is an obvious pathetic exaggeration. Also, whoever designed Harley in Arkham did a good job with her grungy, realistic-ish interpretation. In general though it’s a little too cheesecakey for my taste.

Anonymous said: Coco Bandicoot

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I have a digital copy of the original Crash Bandicoot, but I’m remember playing Ty the Tasmanian Tiger more than I do remember playing all the other Crash games.

Anonymous said: Betty Boop

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

She’s still got it after over half-a-century, a canceled reboot movie in the 90’s, and feeling outmatched in Roger Rabbit.

Anonymous said: Panty & Stocking

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty (Stocking) Gorgeous (Panty) | LORD HAVE MERCY

I’ve seen episodes of this (dub and sub) but haven’t gotten around to watching the rest of it. It’s fun from what I’ve seen.

Anonymous said: Bev Binford (Family Dog)

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

In cases like this, a character like her is good from a writing point of view rather than visually. While Tim’s designs vary, but Brad with Tim’s art did make the most out of them with his witty dialogue and scenarios.

Anonymous said: Candace Flynn

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

A select hundreds on DA I guess have a thing for obsessed girls shaped like a novelty spoon.

Anonymous said: Phineas and Ferb’s Mom

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

Another example in the middle of this sad Tumblr game where the writing makes the character rather than the looks.

Anonymous said: Anna and Elsa

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable (Anna) | Pretty | Gorgeous (Elsa) | LORD HAVE MERCY

"But how can you say that so easily? You know they’re basically the same character models only slightly tweaked trolulz."

Play “Hot or Not” here.